英語腦筋急轉彎搞笑版
腦筋急轉彎一般都挺搞笑的，以下的英語腦筋急轉彎搞笑版范文，可以作為參考哦。
英語腦筋急轉彎搞笑版范文【1】
Questions:
1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?為什么養長頸鹿最不花錢?
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗為什么害怕日光浴?
3. Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?
4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客們為什么不再關注打雪仗了?
5. Why don't women get bald as soon as men?為什么總是男人比女人先禿頭?
6. What can pierce one's ears without a hole?什么東西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔?
7. What's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?
8. Why does time fly?時間為何飛逝?
9. Where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一條尾巴?
Keys:
1. They make a little food go a long way.因為它們脖子長，一點點食物都要走很長的路才能咽下去。
2. They don't want to be hot-dog.因為它們不想成為熱狗。
3. He's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
4. The cold war is over.冷戰結束了。
5. Because women wear hair longer.因為女人頭發留得長。
6. Noise.噪音。
7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.為的是甩掉所有要謀殺它的人。
9. At a retail store.在零售商店。
英語腦筋急轉彎搞笑范文【2】
1. What will you break once you say it? (什么東西一說出來就打破?)
Silence. (沉默)
2. Will liars be honest after they die? (騙子死了之后會誠實嗎?)
No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不會，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動，依舊撒謊。)
3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么東西只升不降?)
Your age. (你的年齡)
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽光下?)
He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一條熱狗。)
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)
Because someone will give her away. (因為有人會揭發她。Give away 揭發，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎)
6. Why is the library the highest building?(為什么圖書館是最高的建筑物?)
It has the most stories. (它的樓層最多。Story 故事，樓層)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的橋梁是什么?)
The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北極與南極的區別是什么?)
A whole world. (整個世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別)
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作?)
They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面)
10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鳥能舉起重物?)
Crane. (鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機)
11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容納50人，現在已有49人。這時一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什么?)
Because is a pigbot. (那是潛水艇。pigbot，潛水艇)
14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最貧窮的銀行是什么?)
The river bank。(河岸。)
15. What month do soldiers hate?(軍人憎恨什么月?)
March。(行軍。)
英語腦筋急轉彎搞笑版【3】
1.What stays hot even if put in a fridge?(什么東西就是放在冰箱里也是熱的?)回答是：Pepper(辣椒)。(hot 有兩個意思：熱的;辣的。)
2.Which side is the left side of a pie?(哪邊是餡餅的左邊)?
回答是： The side that is not eaten，yet.(還沒有吃的那一邊)。(the left side of a pie 有兩層意思：餅的左邊;餅剩下沒吃的那一邊。)
3.Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad?爸爸和媽媽誰和你更親?
Keys：Mom is closer， because dad is farther.媽媽更親，因為爸爸更遠。
4..Can you go to the Cinema With your watch broken?你手表壞了，可以去看電影嗎?
Keys：Of course not，for I don’t have the time.當然不行，因為我沒有時間。(I don’t have the time 有兩種理解：①我沒有時間;②我沒戴表或我的表壞了，不知道時間。)
5.Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?為什么說彗星像米老鼠?
Keys：It’s a star with a tail.因為它是帶著一根尾巴的星星。(tail/teil/ n.(動物的)尾巴;彗(星)尾)
6.What’s the largest room in the world?世界上最大的房間是什么房間?
Keys：The room for improvement... 改進的空間。
7.What’s the poorest bank in the world?最沒有錢的銀行是什么銀行?
Keys：The river bank... 河堤。(bank n.銀行;堤岸)
8.When is coffee like the surface of the earth?咖啡什么時候像地球表面?
Keys：When it’s ground... 被碾成粉末時。(ground n.地面，它也是grind/grind/v.磨
碎，碾碎的過去分詞形式。)
9.What month do soldiers hate?當兵的不喜歡幾月份?
Keys：March... 三月。(march n.行軍)
10.When is a person not a person?什么時候人不是人?
Keys：When he is a little cross... 當他有點惱怒時。(cross adj.煩惱，惱火; n.十字架)
11.When is a door not a door?什么時候門不是門?
Keys：When it’s ajar... 當它虛掩時。(ajar/+'DNα：/adj.(門)虛掩著，露了一條縫的
音似ajar(一只壺)。)
12.When are boys not boys?什么時候男孩不是男孩?
Keys：When they’re bare-footed... 當他們赤腳時。(bare-footed 赤腳，音似bear-footed，腳和熊一樣。)
13.When is a clock dangerous?什么時候時鐘是危險的?
Keys：When it runs down the stairs and strikes one... 當它滾下樓梯敲響一點鐘時。(strikes one 另一層意思是：擊中一個人)
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